Archive for April, 2007

There were two possible outcomes to this season of The Apprentice: the safe, predictable one that was telegraphed from about twelve weeks ago, and the completely nutzoid balls-out awesome one. The awesome one would have involved Donald Trump professing his love for Frankie Suits on national television, and sending the other seventeen people to go [...]

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See what you’ve done, America? You made Sanjaya cry. You bastards.

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The new reality show from Mark Burnett is Pirate Master. It’s Survivor on the high seas. It looks balls-out awesome, but we have to wait until the end of next month to find out. TV Guide has a first look: The wannabe brigands dress in period costumes, eat such yummy authentic food as gruel – [...]

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You know, my wife has hit on the best way to watch American Idol. Just keep your finger on the TiVo’s Fast Forward button at all times, and don’t be afraid to use it. Like when Martina McSomebody goes on and on about anything having to do with country music? [Beep boop]. If you don’t [...]

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I’m back, and I’m trying to catch up on all the shows I missed while I was gone. Some of them I managed to watch from the hotel while I was on vacation. I got to see Sanjaya butchering another song on American Idol, and I also got the see the horrible injustice of Gina [...]

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